Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 04, 2020

Now’s the time to clam up.

Take profit in months without Rs.

he shelled out big for lawyers…

OK, someone has to say it – this program should be called molluscan law.

To keep the story fresh, it’s filmed on the coast.

Scallops are molluscs, not crustaceans.

Well duh, we sell sea shells by the seashore… what did you think?!

He’s a real pearl of a guy.

I’ll bet the company was named Linguini & Clam

He otter think of something fast!

I believe we have to clamp down on your agenda! Seems some are trying to claw their way to the top…

Sell me your production grounds. I’ll give you $1 a nacre.

When you’re the CEO, the world is your oyster.

And according to our records, you’ve made several calcium deposits recently

Royal Dutch Shell is the 3rd largest company in the world – there are shell corporations and then there are shell corporations

Um, I suppose this is no time for pedantry, but that looks more like a mollusk than a crustacean.

That remark left him steamed.

That isn’t a crustacean.

Not a crustacean…a mollusk