FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 28, 2020

thank goodness I know not how to blow bubble gum bubbles

Jason would not be good at Ninjala

(If you don’t know, Ninjala is a new game for the Nintendo Switch which is about ninjas who fight with bubblegum (and other unusual weapons))

At least the bubble broke his fall.

Gonna need a ice pack. To get the gum off his face and outta of his hair.

But to do that Jason would have to get a few decent meals!

Paige is more likely to let him lie there in his misery!

I wish. When I was 15 I ate 6 meals a day and I was still 6’ 1" and 145 lbs. I’ve shrunk and inch and put on a bit more than 1/3 more weight.

Too much bubble gum.

Jason can have some of my weight. No charge!

Blowed up good.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and…uh, get my @$$ kicked thereby.

I still want Eileen to blow a bubble again.