Bent it? I think you broke it.
“Damn it, Superman, you’re a mean drunk.”
“The smartest guy in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
“I couldn’t take 67 more of those!”
“You aren’t likely to, at these prices.”
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
STOP PUNCHING ME!
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
That frog’s joke is racist.
Anyway, my favorite punchline is “So the dog says ‘I never had 50 bucks before.’”
A pig like this, you don’t eat all at once.
He was WEARING a HAT!
Mooooooo!
But honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
MY MOM!
$29. Same as in town.
August 09, 2014
Kurtass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Bent it? I think you broke it.
masingermo almost 4 years ago
“Damn it, Superman, you’re a mean drunk.”
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
“The smartest guy in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
Duke of Omnium almost 4 years ago
“I couldn’t take 67 more of those!”
GaryCooper almost 4 years ago
“You aren’t likely to, at these prices.”
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.
dougsathome almost 4 years ago
STOP PUNCHING ME!
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
ArtieEl almost 4 years ago
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That frog’s joke is racist.
Anyway, my favorite punchline is “So the dog says ‘I never had 50 bucks before.’”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A pig like this, you don’t eat all at once.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He was WEARING a HAT!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mooooooo!
David Rickard Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But honey, this one’s eating my popcorn!
jpozenel almost 4 years ago
Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!
ars731 almost 4 years ago
MY MOM!
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
$29. Same as in town.