“Hey… psst… did you hear teacher passed a kidney stone?”
“Oh! Is that what that long, blood curdling, anguish filled, could be heard for miles, shattered glass scream was… that everyone heard! Thanks for the info!”
The first time I had a kidney stone they zapped it ultrasonically. The second time they had to do surgery. Both were among the more painful things I’ve had to encounter. Doc said “Too much calcium”. So I cut back some; and have been stone-free since.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
" That’s got to hurt " – The Phantom Menace
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
It scored well in biology, geology and calculus.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
“Hey… psst… did you hear teacher passed a kidney stone?”
“Oh! Is that what that long, blood curdling, anguish filled, could be heard for miles, shattered glass scream was… that everyone heard! Thanks for the info!”
wiatr almost 4 years ago
You do not want to retain one!
alikgator almost 4 years ago
Ha ha my mother has three kidneys, they found it only now when she suffered from kidney stones.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Better to pass a Kidney Stone than to lose a Kidney.
(I should know, I lost a right Kidney to not passing stones. So I guess I was “stoned”.)
Nala the Great almost 4 years ago
The solution is to get “Pissed” off!
rshive almost 4 years ago
The first time I had a kidney stone they zapped it ultrasonically. The second time they had to do surgery. Both were among the more painful things I’ve had to encounter. Doc said “Too much calcium”. So I cut back some; and have been stone-free since.
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Love his face-worth a laugh….
Linguist almost 4 years ago
“Sometimes it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a man to pass a stone from his kidneys.”
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
That’s probably the only thing she passes this year.
fix-n-fly almost 4 years ago
But I would not feel so all alone – everybody must get stoned! Bob Dylan