Guy: “Now, apologize for lying to protect my feelings, and then apologize for hurting my feelings, too. And, before you leave, take the rest of these cookies with you, I made them from real road-kill and they’re awful.”
Except making good cookies isn’t easy at all. The science of making a soft, thick, chewy chocolate chip cookie – and I put raisins in too, you animals, I don’t care about your stinkin’ downvotes – is complex and bedeviling. How much baking powder. How much baking soda. Both? White sugar? Brown sugar? A mix? More flour? Less flour? I’d love to tie Mrs. Fields to a chair in a deserted warehouse and tickle her with a feather duster until she coughs up her recipe. This guy is so wrong that philosphers weep at the sound of his voice. And he’s a jerk to boot.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Guy: “Now, apologize for lying to protect my feelings, and then apologize for hurting my feelings, too. And, before you leave, take the rest of these cookies with you, I made them from real road-kill and they’re awful.”
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
Except making good cookies isn’t easy at all. The science of making a soft, thick, chewy chocolate chip cookie – and I put raisins in too, you animals, I don’t care about your stinkin’ downvotes – is complex and bedeviling. How much baking powder. How much baking soda. Both? White sugar? Brown sugar? A mix? More flour? Less flour? I’d love to tie Mrs. Fields to a chair in a deserted warehouse and tickle her with a feather duster until she coughs up her recipe. This guy is so wrong that philosphers weep at the sound of his voice. And he’s a jerk to boot.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, someone has some self-esteem issues.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
An average cookie is exceptionally good when still warm.
Richard Finley almost 4 years ago
An average cookie, cooked by someone else and given freely, is an excellent cookie!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Use only brown sugar and real butter. Use white chocolate chips and add chopped macadamia nuts.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Finally, an SMBC I’ve seen before.