Close to Home by John McPherson for June 16, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    He’s going to expect something in return for installing those windows units honey. If you catch my drift.

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    I see Bleeb is in his usual perfect viewing position. I’m sure he is sinking he hopes they come up with some mutual arrangement. One that he can attend of course ;-}》

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Co-Dependent match made in hell !

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    “if they don’t find you handsome, they better find you handy”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Dating for dinner. Read about this a lot!!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s a trade off.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Never discuss business at the table, Santino!

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    joeatwork212  almost 4 years ago

    When your Ex says “We can still be friends”, what she’s saying is “When my water heater goes out on a Sunday morning, I’ll call you instead of paying a plumber $250 an hour to replace the thermocouple”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Men hunt for a potential mate. Women shop for a good fixer upper.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s all it takes? Then I guess I should explain to my wife what a catch I am!

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like it’ll be quite the match. And the guy might get lucky. We all knows what happens when a man does a good job for the lady wink wink

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Every…first date…ever!

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Guess who’s paying for dinner.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Marriage is always a compromise

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Great expectations.

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    MaryMitch  almost 4 years ago

    According to the Sweet Potato Queens: every woman needs five men in her life: one to fix things, one to pay for things, one to dance with, one to talk to and one for sex. Four of the five can be gay.

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    Space & Kitten  almost 4 years ago

    He really doesn’t look like the Handy Man Type,better ask Him if He Knows what a window a/c is. He will probably ask you what kind of “Units” do they use? " :-}

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Did she find him on Match.com or Angies List???? Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! :)

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder if she’s seen this YouTube video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

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    BleebOfZorkon Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    As listened to their conversation I found her to be obtuse and quite caustic!

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    rbullfogg  almost 4 years ago

    Man does this sound familiar!

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