Better a three legged chair than a three legged man, but that is a comic for another day. Three is a magic number, as made apparent by the Frogapplause Crest above. It can take you to heaven and just as easily to hell. If you add 3 to itself, you get 6. If you multiply 3 by itself, you get 9. – 3,6,9 – . Now you have the secret to the Applausian Plummage theory of the universe. Sorry, I’m not aloud to show you the secret handshake.
Three-legged stools are bad enough. A three-legged chair is purely defective. In olden days, “defectives” in Froglandia were subject to social isolation, “for their own good,” as the elders would have it.
P.S. Is the fearful lady a refugee from a wannabe Edward St. John Gorey creation?
I heard witches were afraid to go near three legged stools….but just loved the 8 legged arachnids crawling all over…..Ewwwww….now I have the heebeejeebees.
I apologize for my tardiness visiting. I had one of those temporal loop things yesterday; you know, where that toucan is sniffing through the jungle for unnatural food.
The invisible threads of the fate spiders’ webs were the only thing between me and the eternal abyss, which was viewing me askance. I had, some time back, closed my eyes for the sake of not staring, only to realize that eyes were not the sense instruments at work in the astral plane. I tried to close my mind tighter, but it had been squeezed as tight closed as possible for many years already. I briefly panicked when contemplating how this would all seem to an open mind.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Old Gallagher joke: “You ever wonder what a chair would look like if your knees bent the other way …?” (Or something like that ….)
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Better a three legged chair than a three legged man, but that is a comic for another day. Three is a magic number, as made apparent by the Frogapplause Crest above. It can take you to heaven and just as easily to hell. If you add 3 to itself, you get 6. If you multiply 3 by itself, you get 9. – 3,6,9 – . Now you have the secret to the Applausian Plummage theory of the universe. Sorry, I’m not aloud to show you the secret handshake.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
https://youtu.be/BRovJG6sGlQ
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Stemming from a childhood incident involving a fat man, a weak chair, and a very long ten seconds of nearly being smothered.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What about 3-wheeled racing wheelchairs?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…I’m deadly afraid of another 3 Hour Tour…
…I’m paralyzed by a pair of eyes shaded blue looking at me and looking at you…
…3 is a perfect pair of spiders…
…this stuff just writes itself…
… (and it shows)…
…she doesn’t like three legged chairs because she’s no STOOL pigeon…
…but is she afraid of tided up knots?…
…I’m a ‘fraid Knot…
…yikes!!!…
…I’m bombing…
…Quick! To the bunker,Frida…
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
…the horror, the horror..
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
The spiders in the astral realm weave webs to hold our dream bodies in.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Three-legged stools are bad enough. A three-legged chair is purely defective. In olden days, “defectives” in Froglandia were subject to social isolation, “for their own good,” as the elders would have it.
P.S. Is the fearful lady a refugee from a wannabe Edward St. John Gorey creation?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Her and Ted Nugent singing his song paralyzed.
As you see the word..
Don’t para ly Zed or 2 ly’s get you TED..
I know it’s 3 legged chair joke you need…
Turn the bar stool upside down and it makes room for more..
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
… three legged chairs…
…it had to be three legged chairs…
…!@#% modern art…
…terrorizing the world…
…looks like and album cover from the Froglandia all tuba punk band, ‘Her Fear Of Three Legged Chair Was Paralyzing’…
…with such songs as, Terry Is Really Going To Hate Us Now…
…I’ve Got Brass In My Pocket And Howard’s My Hero As Backup…
…My Knapsack’s On My Back…
…Alice Cooperstown…
…and who can forget the classic Free Frog?….
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
I heard witches were afraid to go near three legged stools….but just loved the 8 legged arachnids crawling all over…..Ewwwww….now I have the heebeejeebees.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
The spiders don’t look too happy about it either.
I apologize for my tardiness visiting. I had one of those temporal loop things yesterday; you know, where that toucan is sniffing through the jungle for unnatural food.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Uh-oh. Her chair must have collapsed….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
… Michelle’s telekinetic powers only extended so far…
…like yellow was to the Green Lantern three legged chairs were to her…
… she blamed her sensei…
…after months of patience she finally saw Lois in a two piece…
…an Sensei yelled, ‘What is your problem?…
…Three legged chairs have more sex appeal than a that comic strip woman!…
…and made her do an hour long headstand on the upside down three legged chair…
…it brought back memories…
…she was, now, eighteen…
…remembering back to hanging upside down from a tree while wearing her favorite dress…
… ’Don’t hang upside down from that tree Michelle.’…
…her Mother had yelled up to her…
…’The boys just want to see your underwear.‘…
…’I fooled them,Mother…
…I ain’t wearing any.’…
…now, sensei had made history repeat itself…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
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The invisible threads of the fate spiders’ webs were the only thing between me and the eternal abyss, which was viewing me askance. I had, some time back, closed my eyes for the sake of not staring, only to realize that eyes were not the sense instruments at work in the astral plane. I tried to close my mind tighter, but it had been squeezed as tight closed as possible for many years already. I briefly panicked when contemplating how this would all seem to an open mind.