Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 10, 2020

“Fatally” attracting many tourists.

Green Acres is the place to be.

How about “Dead End” ???

The plot thickens.

Aahh, some good old macabre humour.

I’d wait to turn off until I pass the exit for Hooterville. Next stop after that is the Junction… Petticoat Junction. I always make my reservations well in advance to stay at the Shady Rest Hotel. But watch how you drive! Lot of curves at the Junction.

Why not just go to Beverly,

Hills, that is.

Truth in advertising.

People are dying to get in….

As my grandpa used to say…“We all end up in the granite orchard, eventually, kid.” :)

Those places used to be quiet.

Green Acres is the place to be

RIMSHOT!

Dead ahead at the dead end just past the Dead Heads dead ahead. Gratefully.

Instead of using GPS to find the place they used dead reckoning.

Sadly, this is where all the Green Acres regular actors are now. Glad its still on MeTv every night

Dead right. Take the inter-state to get there.

No thanks. I’ll wait for the grayish-brown acres.

The jokes write themselves, folks!

Tonight’s concert by the Grateful Dead.

he can use dead reckoning and then they’ll be dead certain to find their way there…

I think I saw this episode of the Twilight Zone……..