Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 11, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 4 years ago

    A fat lot of good clinical trials do. 10 years down the road we find out they cause more damage than cure.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    … and Judge, before you rule, did you remember to take your Prozac, Sarafem, Selfemra, Paxil, Zoloft, and Pexeva?

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Every promise is just that – a promise that something will produce a satisfactory result. It is a rare coin that has only one side.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    Very clever strip :)

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    derdave969  almost 4 years ago

    Of course now most trials are done by computer simulation. “Hey, Bob, we need a test case to pass our new drug.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Laughter is the best medicine.

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    skyriderwest  almost 4 years ago

    Unless it is a CRIMINAL drug trial, it would be on a balance of probabilities, NOT beyond a reasonable doubt.

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Have trump take it first.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 4 years ago

    They usually don’t find hazardous side effects until it goes off-patent and the generics start to take over.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    That’s going to be a bit hard to swallow.

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    locake  almost 4 years ago

    Some meds list one side effect as “Fatal Events”. They mean it might kill you.

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    enigmamz  almost 4 years ago

    … and that he is, in fact, Santa Claus.

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    Gonzojr  almost 4 years ago

    Judge can always declare a mistrial.

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    Science219  almost 4 years ago

    you can’t know now what you will know in 10 years

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    When I went to see my doctor, my tongue was clinically depressed.

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