Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 04, 2020

Not without a mask, Rob.

Unscoopable evil? You don’t know until you’ve tried.

If it’s Bucky’s responsibility to clean his litter box, it’s Bucky who should stick his head in there.

The power of Tidy Cats compels you! The power of Tidy Cats compels you!

We have one little cat. Weight about three kilos. Have to empty his box at least three times a day. Adorable.

Sounds like the Gom Jabbar test from Dune. “Buck Jabbar”?

Enter the Portal, Brave 1’s! Cat manure as far as the eye can see!!

Be afraid, Satchel. Be very afraid.

“He who smelt it, dealt it …”

Monk Cat tis your job to do the deed ! Otherwise why did you come ?

Maybe it is something that doesn’t appreciate having to live in a box.

Wow, maybe hazmat team. Or just toss the whole damn thing. But where?

Throw the tennis ball in and see where it comes out! Who remembers that reference?

With good reason Satch. Possessed litter boxes are risky.

You have to drink some spirits before you go in there.

A trump speech?

And once again Rob’s imaginary lifestyle with his pets is running on overdrive!

It’s clear Conley doesn’t have cats. A cat would simply “go” somewhere else. Case in point: I had a wonderful cat Kirby and a nice balcony for the cat litter box. I switched to clumping cat litter and removed the lumps daily. I did not know how long I could go without changing the whole box. After a week, an obviously distressed Kirby woke me up in my bed, stared me straight in the eye and peed on the duvet. I did not punish him but immediately cleaned litter (and duvet). He had communicated in the only way he could.

Birthday comic, lol

Unscoopable evil. Hilarious.

I love it when Rob reacts like this to stuff.

I dunno, Satchel being a dog and one that loves to try eating everything, well I’d expect him to be keen on whatever is in the cat box.