Ted Rall for May 18, 2020

Are you paranoid if they really are out to get your entire social class?

What’s this thing about “beets”?

If you feed the jobless, you might not have people willing to go to work if your business reopens without reliable daily testing and recommended safety measures. Then what are you going to have to do to convince customers to come back?

Try anything besides beets. You could say everything beats beets.

I’ve been wondering about this…. We’ll see. When folks get hungry, and even worse, when their children get hungry. they tend to get a bit testy.

AS John Lennon said:

You say you want a revolution

Well, you know

We all want to change the world

Cool beans. Ted layin’ it out there with no ambiguity.

My worry is that the ‘target market’ [i.e. hungry people] have the same human nature as their oppressors. What would change — other than the faces of the oppressors?

Beat ‘em at their own game. Swamp the elections with progressive votes. Organize every workplace & worker under collective bargaining contract. Call rent strikes. March in every progressive demonstration you can. Just don’t kill nobody — deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.

Oppressors can be yummy.

Eat the rich,( Aerosmith )

When some Repubs suggest that the elderly ought to just go ahead and die to save the economy, it’s no wonder that the poor feel they are without value. For Dump and most Repubs, the poor only have value when the stupid ones can be duped to vote Repub.

The rent is due June 1.

Just like “keyboard cajones”, masks make some people feel more powerful…

I know a really good recipe for wide noodles and beets. Turns the noodles the most amazing color, and it’s very tasty.

Damn! Out of beets again?

Quick question: Who has the wherewithal to slaughter their oppressors, especially if they are starving?

Avanti popolo!

Ted has gone really dark on us..

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica