Clay Bennett for May 12, 2020

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Skunky beer.

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    brwydave Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The wall will keep that Mexican virus out of our country. Keep building.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    The question is not IF the economy should reopen, but more WHEN and HOW. Does this administration have the confidence of the majority to handle it competently?

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    superposition  almost 4 years ago

    The ☠resident seems confused about his oath of office and is trying to serve and protect Wall Street from the well being of We the People. We seem to be a nanny state, NOT for the people but for the ill-managed corporations that overpay their executives with money that could have been used to strengthen the corporations so that they would not have to beg for help so often. Workers are the assets produce the wealth yet are treated as disposables while — based on the number of failures — the CEOs are costly ineffective liabilities.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No amount of fruit stuffed in the bottle helps with that taste!

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    Monster Hesh  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t worry! Have a Lysol chaser with it and you’ll be fine! (NOTE: That was sarcasm. Do NOT ingest Lysol or any other chemical cleansing agent, especially those recommended by trashbag Russian puppets.)

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sure, use the ol’ “church key.” Trump doesn’t care who dies of COVID-19 as long as the economy restarts to save his campaign. The Oaf of Office gets tested daily, why should he care about anyone else?

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    dickanders Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    There is a right time for everything. Gotta wait until the work is done for that enjoyment to be real. The work ain’t done until there is adequate testing and protection for workers whose lives, and their families, are on the line. Trump shows he believes that because of the level of testing he is demanding for his office and family. But, for him to send workers into plants before there is testing and protections is like handing out a death sentence. To demand opening up of the economy before the virus is under control is to prolong the damage to the economy to the point there is a real, long lasting Trump Depression.

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    Need to keep church key and thought in the process, an easier and quicker pop top may be a problem, remember, they can and WILL cut you if you aren’t careful!

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    That thing’s called a church key for a reason: They hold many funeral services in churches. Though these days a wise person will attend such a thing virtually.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Quote of the day

    “I’m pleased to announce that, even though the velociraptors are still on the loose, we will be opening Jurassic Park back up to the public!”

    Fictional dinosaur attraction Jurassic Park celebrates an end to lockdown.(McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Go to the church key of your choice.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Red states feature the twist off cap.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Watch the numbers spike…Bleah

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    fairportfan  almost 4 years ago
    ow *

    {Apparently, many people, believing that the if the names are so similar there MUST be a connection, have stopped drinking Corona beer.

    Personally, after a couple of tries, i quit drinking it years ago – i don’t believe in supporting an industry that keeps sick horses alive so long after they should have been mercifully put down.

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