Suicide, homicide, cancer, blood clots, and diabetes. And then there is AIDS and heart attacks, strokes and drugs. I am down to one friend, one brother and we already know what will be their deaths. Life is short: I’m buying a condo on the beach in Florida.
I have a beautifully embroidered nightie that I bought and then found it’s just a bit too tight to wear. I’m saving it because I know I will eventually shrink into it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Time flies when you’re having kids.
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
You’re not old until your pants pockets are up as high as your shirt pockets.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
“You’ve grown-down quite a bit!”
Stevefk almost 4 years ago
I never thought he’d stoop this low to greet his friend!
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
Sad. And, for the most part, preventable.
dflak almost 4 years ago
I pulled this one on my sister at her wedding. “I knew you when you were only this tall.” I’m her YOUNGER brother.
I never teased her when we were kids. Now as adults, I tease her constantly.
UmmeMoosa almost 4 years ago
I like this. It is funny and kind of sad at the same time. Deep,,,,makes you think.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Oy
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
Suicide, homicide, cancer, blood clots, and diabetes. And then there is AIDS and heart attacks, strokes and drugs. I am down to one friend, one brother and we already know what will be their deaths. Life is short: I’m buying a condo on the beach in Florida.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
By any chance, do you remember my name and where I live?
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
With age comes shrinking expectations.
Thehag almost 4 years ago
I have a beautifully embroidered nightie that I bought and then found it’s just a bit too tight to wear. I’m saving it because I know I will eventually shrink into it.