Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 27, 2020

The new normal? Besides the left kid will be confused a bunch, because lots of parents already use distance in their conversations with kids who play indoors while they’re working.

Some other suggestions: Covid, Fauci, Brix, WuHan, and Vaccine.

This is a serious issue. Kids need to be with kids to learn socialization. Parents can only do so much. Children need to interact with their peers. This can be particularly tough on only children.

However, I don’t recommend putting your children in the line of fire. Even if they do survive it, they’ll bring it home to you.

And yet, no masks and no distance.

The social media/pandemic hybrid…Elviral.

I turned the lights low, put on some Barry White, she dropped her mask. I was on fire!

These days, “conceived as a result of Corona” could have a couple different meanings.

Let’s hope these young ladies will be understanding when their kids have their names legally changed as soon as they are of age.

I have a friend who had three daughters. Their names were “April”, “May” and “June”. Bet you can’t guess what months they were born in.

that’s a really rapid gestation period!

“Distance”, It appears someone DIDN’T.

Just think of the twins born two months ago in India that were named Covid and Corona.