Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 11, 2020

I’m heading to the bathroom right now.

Swatted right back…..

Game, Set, Match!

Boy, this is making everyone lazier.

Tank, if you want pandemic lovin’ then consider the pandemic top three: shaving, bathing, and brushing.

She’s about to institute social distancing…

If she is Really a blond……That might be OK!

No, still icky

How are you fixed for blades, Tank?

Leg hair is nice and soft. Shaved is fine, slightly hairy is fine (especially for blondes), but stubbly isn’t so good.

When you think about it “crumb catchers” are much grosser than any other body hair. All of those old bits of food moldering away in there; gross.

Spouse had a beard when I met him (35+) years ago, the color has changed a bit but it’s still there. The only time either of us has been due to Chemo. Stave if YOU want, the hell with anyone else.

I’ve had a beard for about 27 years now and my mother, who didn’t like facial hair on men, was always on me to shave it off. In hindsight, I should had it shaved off before my open-heart surgery. I spent three days after my surgery combing the glue from the tape out of my beard.

I have a mustache that works as a facemask.

Don’t forget Pandemic armpits.

Check & Mate….

I starting growing a moustache the day after high school graduation (too many decades ago). I grew the beard in increments…..