Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for April 17, 2020

Yeah, I know that it’s a serious issue, but this STILL made me laugh! Thanks for the smile, Brian!

Now we know what the “S” in Truman’s name stands for: “Stockpile.”

Two in a row? We are officially spoiled!

I wouldn’t be surprised if the reason we can’t find TP is that tRump has FEMA bidding against the retail outlets.

Here’s an illuminating report on the subject. About 45 seconds into the clip is when the exposition begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ksTYUefcs

You know what they say: Flush, butt verify.

I’ll shoot my way through to the freezer aisle if I have to. If I die, it’ll be with a frozen chicken in my mouth, a toilet paper roll in my butt and a gun in my hand. Fortunately some responsible states have declared gun stores essential service.

If you raise your children to be anal retentive, they will stockpile toilet paper.

New answer to: “Why did the chicken cross the road”? Obviously to stock up on TP.

Brian Carroll is such a good caricaturist that I know which Presidents these are, even with their plague masks on.

that’s the kind of shopping errand Barkley should be doing. HST’s got more important stuff to do.

I’m sorry, I understand the point Brian is trying to make, but I also believe that he’s doing a disservice to Harry Truman. Truman was one of the most level-headed men to be president and I don’t think he would be given to panic buying.

We still have a freezer full of meat

I think Truman was truly a great president, but I don’t see the connection with hoarding and him. Did he usher in the nuke stockpiling? Anyone care to weigh in? Brian? PS – love your stuff…

This is exactly what I have telling my wife about why some items are so hard to find.

When he sells rolls of TP on ebay, where’s the buck gonna stop?

Brian, I’ve always liked your ‘toons, content and artwork. But, unless you know something I don’t know, I never knew Harry was a Republican!

The last panel is very droll.

Government’s proper role is, among other things, to enforce rules that regulate greed. Unfortunately, those who are greedy tend to be the ones who become members of the government.