Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 22, 2022

YOINK!

Don’t worry, Mildred.. I’m sure you can find your way into a life of crime all on your own.

I can’t decide if Shauna just saved Mildred or if she was incredibly rude and nosy.

Don’t worry Mildred! I’m sure you’ll get another chance!

“And they even eat meat and sweets!!!”

Mildred the Kiss-Leaver!

Couldn’t you have waited at least another two seconds, Shauna? Considering you’re going to have to take the bus back anyway, it’s not like it’s really gonna delay you all that much.

Tsk, tsk, Shauna. When else is Mildred going to get the chance to pash on Emilio Estevez? (I mean, if it was Charlie Sheen, then you’d probably be doing her a favor, but Emilio seems like a good dude.)

So much physics on display. Can Mildred save the day?

Will the boys call her kiss leaver from now on? Is love to be forever denied to her? Will she never find happiness wit boys? Is this the end go her universe?? Will she wonder the halls of the school forever alone??

Tune in tomorrow at 9 pm and you might find out the answers to these, and other, interesting questions.

I like this story an awful lot but it’s leading into one of my all time faves and I can’t wait.