Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 24, 2021

“To help Linton”. Children really love him♡

A cheroonear or cheeroonear apparently is a creature from native Australian mythology. It has a man’s body with a dog’s head, very long arms, and a pelican-like pouch. It hunts and eats humans.

https://pantheon.org/articles/c/cheeroonear.html

Silly Sonny, this isn’t a cartoon.

…wait.

I like the hairspray idea, but I have another idea based on a story on the news recently: load a paint sprayer with Gorilla Glue.

So the hunter used a dart gun and kidnapped Archie?

Back in the day, Aqua Net may have done the job; when dry that stuff could cut diamonds. Or maybe a vat of Dipitty Do. Does that stuff still exist?

Ach der Leiber!! A gimlet eyed hottie scorned is indeed a sight for sore eyes.