Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 05, 2020

They know a smorgasbord when they see one.

Sorry Aunty mosquito’s find everybody attractive.

Mosquitoes loooove me! My husband can be sitting right next to me and not get bitten. Guess I’m sweeter than he is! :)

Only the female ones.

Karma for every time you said “Bite Me”

Kind of makes you wonder why Noah took those two mosquitoes on the arc.

Apparently they love wine and cheese…and whine.

You’d think they’d leave her alone out of professional courtesy.

And so do black flies, horse flies, no-see-’ums, etc.

As do: ticks, leeches, and other parasitic creatures.

Mosquitoes never bother me; however, a horse fly will fly 500 miles out of his way to take a hunk out of my skin.

https://www.picuki.com/media/2037246844984908579

At least, they think Aunty has Good Taste.

And, after you kark it, the Maggots will give your corpse Rave reviews on Yelp.

And you’ve got the love bites to prove it.