Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 05, 2020

One of them could be for an exit ramp off of the “Plague Parkway”.

What, nobody wished for disposable gloves???

Shoot! Well, I guess I could wish for world peace…

How about a vaccine?

Haven’t you heard? Now it’s flour, meat and cake mixes….Oy

I think we’re all over the toilet paper jokes by now.

Never throwing things out has been helpful. At the start of the pandemic we still had a partial pack of masks from Japan bought on a business trip over 5 years ago, and a partial pack of gloves bought at our previous house over 15 years ago.

…or yeast

I’m our municipal emergency manager. Too late for this one but I have a shopping list for the next go-round. First hint and we’re off to Costco. There will probably be a glut of masks once this calms down. They have a 5 year shelf life and sanitizer wipes are 2. If they can make MREs with a 10 year life why not emergency supplies?

If you wish for enough money, you can use IT for toilet paper.

Or flour

mine would for people on facebook to stop complaining and arguing about masks and the government,

OK, back in the lamp!

Immunity would be nice.

or a plan for a national response to a pandemic.

I’m still wishing for Barbara Eden. We’ll worry about the other stuff later.

Geez, what a lightweight!