Matt Davies for March 24, 2020

Oh – yes please send him up with a cat shot. God I’d love to see that.

That child should be in the backseat rather than riding shotgun.

He is the navigator, isn’t he?

Matt, just a beautiful statement.

America has a president whose “attention Span” can’t even span the 14 days that America needs to attempt to slow the “Trump virus” at all.

Trump is about to open America back up for business – with the “Trump” virus infection rate STILL increasing!

You see, Trump couldn’t care less about people OR their lives!

At least the Texas moron who is the Lieutenant Governor is willing to commit suicide as well as murdering thousands of his fellow Texans by opening the businesses of Texas, immediately – the president just keeps spouting “happy talk” about the “Trump virus” being almost vanquished.

To Trump, the whole consideration is how badly the upcoming recession (or depression) will affect his reelection chances – Trump really doesn’t care how many Americans die because of the “Trump Pandemic”, as long as he’s reelected in November!

The *resident obviously has an attention deficit disorder… Not only that, but also a very short memory… Which is why he cannot stay on one track for longer than 20 hours… Which is why he cannot remember what it was he was talking about at the beginning of the press conference ….so he veers off into complaining about how mean everyone is to him or he starts ranting about his enemy list you know those people who he holds a grudge against even into death or he simply wanders away in the middle of events.

Gun turrets? ;-)

IF we manage to get through this with “acceptable” loss of life, it will be because we managed to flatten the curve enough so that patients in need of hospital care can get it. I’m not sanguine, but hopeful. The consequence of flattening the curve is that it will become wider: Last longer. The Orange Box o’ Rocks has never been good at waiting, and he isn’t now.

This is no “war” ! You don’t have any weapons. Beyond the Urals they are working on a weapon. Some Pharmacological T-34 to fight the enemy. For now, you can only hide in the marshes and survive as best you can —while covid-19 is the einsatzgruppen slaughtering the old, and anyone not in good health.

THIS is the great patriotic war.

This is a very accurate metaphor Matt, good job ♥

The obscene moron is calling for everyone to go to church and catch the virus for Easter.

Bonespurs and crew are using a Wright flyer.

How many ventilators could we build for the price of that one plane?