Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 08, 2020

I don’t care if they are aliens. Zap em Broomie.

I don’t know which is cuter, the saucer or the aliens.

It looks like a major ZAP is in the offing here.

What, than yourselves? You already found one!

As the tiny alien said to the cute Earthling, ‘Take me to your ladder, I’ll see your leader later’.

Well… that rules out the house of mirrors!

Lets our Leader out.

who knew ET’s had standards?

Zap em.

Who would THEY consider attractive?

One ZAP, two ZAP, three ZAP four.

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Which rules out your world’s capital cities!

I want to see this one in the artist’s chosen colors.

Says the thumbs with legs.

Pease define that word by your world’s standards

Broomie isn’t all that attractive either.

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, and you ain’t beholdin’.

Any reason why they’re wearing polka-dot shorts?

More attractive than HER (anybody), or more attractive than THEM (anybody again)?

Pot calling kettle black much?

I smell a hex coming on.