Chip Bok for March 20, 2020

‘Bout right for MAGA types.

You should have donated it to Trump’s re-election.

That’s what all good Trump Disciples do, right Chip?

Ok, THAT is funny. I could use a little funny. Thanks, Chip.

<Gasp!> It’s a Socialist handout! The universe will now implode because the US government is employing Socialist tactics in order to help the public! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

He’ll need all that TP if he keeps listening tRump.

Hate to tell you hoarders, but toilet paper production is in full swing. At least it’s not perishable.

She’s gonna beat the crap outta him.

Hee, hee, heee. Wipe out!

Sooo you won’t cash the checks? LOL

Poor investment choice. The hoarders soon will have all they can hoard, if not already, and the supplies available will soon turn to normal.

I think she has misunderstood. The truth is that he plans to “paper” the White House.

To Paraphrase a quote from Robert Aspin’s series Myth Adventures. " When you think you have gotten a good deal from a Politician, Count your Eyes, Count your Fingers, Count your Toes, Then Count Your Relatives".

How will $1000 give me the quantity of doctors/nurses/equipment/supplies needed to care for the people who become critically ill beyond our current hospital capacity?

I will pay a visit to my local pot shop, might as well die happy.

A $1,000 check from Trump turns a Maga into a Socialist.

It’s an investment.. re selling it at triple the price.. American capitalism at it’s worst.

But, by God, you CAN’T return it if you bought it at Costco!

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

I’m buying .22 long rifle and 12 Ga. shotgun Ammo a box of each . Going to be pricey

“Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism." – Earl Warren

Aww,give the guy credit: at least he was able to FIND toilet paper!

Yup. Spreading the lie that people would just waste their relief money. Better to give it all to Bezos and Buffett, right?

He eats it?