Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 04, 2020

Let’s see…I can usually get 4 glasses of wine out of a bottle, so….

The trouble with getting older is that all my prescriptions say no alcohol. Boy, do I miss a good glass of wine.

Works for me.

That’s okay Aunty, we never cared how fat you are.

I don’t think she cares anyway.

Wine goggles are more powerful than beer goggles apparently, Aunty!

After the 5th glass you are laying on the floor sucking the wine directly from the 5L box. The fat is not as noticeable when horizontal on the floor.

Bottle of wine , fruit of the vine, when ya gonna let me get sober. . .red, red wine, go to my head. . .in vino veritas. . . I’m gonna hire a wino to decorate our home, So you’ll feel more at ease there, and you won’t have to roam. . .etc., etc., etc.

After you’ve gone through the whole box, you’ll have the body of a 16 year old girl, no? Of course, you’ll have to give it back to her.

In Dino Veratis – the wino tells the truth.

I can name that whine in two glasses… ☺

So, Aunty … your choice of 5 glasses will add 550 – 1500 calories that you don’t need – more if you use a large glass. You may forget in the moment, but the mirror will remind you in the morning.

The Drinking (Wo)Man’s Diethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o9fdFWey8s

Since I’m quarantined – I’m thinking no one can see me, anyway.

I have PCOS so it’s not my fault anyway. My hubby doesn’t mind. My doc says my labs look very good, so he’s not too worried. He wants me in PT, but PT is closed due to the shelter in place. We’ll get back into it when things get better.