Monty by Jim Meddick for April 02, 2020

Money. Throw money at them.

Good response, Carl!

Buy them a bag of weed….they’re skate boarders!

You could give each one a check.

There’s no smoking at the Community Skate Park, Carl.

Carl is a dead ringer for an older Sedgwick, but he’s even more dead in the eyes.

Carl is not getting paid enough to dress like that.

Hey, Sedgie, try not skating in saddle shoes.

How about when the ice cream truck rolls up, you buy the whole truck for them.

I suspect Carl had an ulterior motive, not caring if he’s accepted, just wanting him to get busted up.

Carl is not as accommodating as Jarvis. What is he paying Carl for, anyway?

Stand firm, Carl! Let Sedgwick take his own injury!

There is no “Plan B” for you, Master Sedgwick!

Either you are a skater, with dings and bruises, or you are not a skater!