My friend, the divorce lawyer, says that – along with the Covid-19 baby boom – there will be a corresponding divorce boom. He predicts that based on the number of calls he’s gotten in the last week.
I made a raid on a couple local stores yesterday. People are paying attention and observing. It’s encouraging.
In both stores there was a plexiglass partition between the cashier and the customer. I pointed out, “I like the sneeze guard; I guess you now know what it feels like to be a salad bar.”
Farside99 about 4 years ago
…for about 50 or 60 years….
fujiman about 4 years ago
Isn’t that a picture of Mr. Phonebone?
sandpiper about 4 years ago
S-o-o-o- they’re ordering twin beds?
jscarff57 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’ll talk to you later after you get over that cough…
wrloftis about 4 years ago
My friend, the divorce lawyer, says that – along with the Covid-19 baby boom – there will be a corresponding divorce boom. He predicts that based on the number of calls he’s gotten in the last week.
dflak about 4 years ago
I made a raid on a couple local stores yesterday. People are paying attention and observing. It’s encouraging.
In both stores there was a plexiglass partition between the cashier and the customer. I pointed out, “I like the sneeze guard; I guess you now know what it feels like to be a salad bar.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
She’s not ready for the extendable back scratcher.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
this is a phrase that my ex-girlfriends would like to have used…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 4 years ago
Instead of handing out masks, just hand out 6’ poles. The poles are reusable.
ChristineMurphy about 4 years ago
Calling it “social distancing” is so confusing. I’m always socially distant. It’s the physical that’s relevant now.
Rob Larson about 4 years ago
I wince every time I hear the phrase “social distancing”. It is not social distancing, it is physical distancing.