Steve Benson for March 12, 2020

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    PraiseofFolly  about 4 years ago

    How quickly from panache to Pandemonium!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Republicans don’t care at all.

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    Motivemagus  about 4 years ago

    WHAT WE NEED

    1. Lots of tests being rolled out as quickly as possible

    2. Scientists leading the strategy to manage this pandemic

    3. Universal healthcare to manage the effort to test and treat as many people as possible, as quickly as possible (instead of people working sick because they have no choice)

    4. Funding to enable people to self-isolate who otherwise could not do so to support the people who keep our society going but who are also most vulnerable to stopping work (meaning they will work sick because they have no choice, and infect more)

    WHAT WE ARE GETTING

    1. Lies about “everyone will get tests” from #45. We have tested only a few thousand.

    2. Scientists being suppressed, and forbidden to speak without a Republican commissar’s permission – which they are not getting, and the effort led by an idiot who doesn’t believe in evolution, which means he cannot understand the nature of this threat.

    3. A patchwork of overpriced and inadequate insurance plans.

    4. A vague proposed “payroll tax cut” which will do nothing (you can’t cut taxes on pay you don’t get because you can’t work) and a bunch of industry tax cuts that aren’t necessary – including for the hospitality industry (including #45’s personal businesses, remember?)

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    moderateisntleft  about 4 years ago

    Trump has ignored the so-called scientists and analyzed the situation with his superior intellect (located in his gut). And now we know, as we always have the the true threat to this country for the spread of COVID-19 is the same threat to this country for everything else: FOREIGNERS. We must ban them immediately (except the UK, because, well, mini-me is there).

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    jhroos  about 4 years ago

    He is a bona fide moron!

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    Display  about 4 years ago

    I hope orange sloths can get it.

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    brwydave Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Stiffly, stiffly, he uttered the words on the teleprompter – stiffly, stiffly with no apparent understanding of those words and didn’t even get all the words right – never looking at the camera. It is bigly good to have staff to make the corrections after the speech and to explain what you really meant.

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    Perkycat  about 4 years ago

    As Eldo said on another comic…..Tom Hanks and his wife contracted the Coronavirus, but luckily for them they were in Australia where they got tested and treated right away.

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    lobo1939  about 4 years ago

    Did anyone watch Gov Cuomo yesterday deliver a seminar on how to manage a pandemic.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If there were ever a convincing example of why we need a system of national health care, this is it!

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    “Vice President Mike Pence said Thursday that there has been ‘irresponsible rhetoric’ from people who have downplayed the seriousness of the U.S. coronavirus outbreak. In an interview on the TODAY show, Savannah Guthrie asked what message Pence sends to people who aren’t afraid of the coronavirus and think it’s just politics and hype, quoting from President Donald Trump on Monday that the ‘fake news media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything to inflame the coronavirus situation.’ ‘Well, obviously there’s been some irresponsible rhetoric,’ Pence said without directly naming Trump.” (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pence-says-theres-been-irresponsible-rhetoric-from-people-downplaying-the-coronavirus/ar-BB115OiW)

    “Not even a burglar could have said that better.” Mark Twain.

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    ideations  about 4 years ago

    We are doomed!!!!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Are we ABSOLUTELY SURE that The Cheeto-Christ Stupid Czar isn’t the re-incarnation of Capt. E.J. Smith of the Titanic?? Or maybe Nero?

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    charliekane  about 4 years ago

    He’s been cooking with incompetence since he took the oath.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Colorado has the first drive up and test for free program.

    Note that it is state and not federal, Trump is still figuring out how to profit from this disaster.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Trump is arguing, “The market is still much higher than when I got here…”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But now the big question burning holes thru the gray matter of grammarians everywhere: Past tense of “cancel”, 1 “L” or 2?

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    The problem with having an incompetent “leader” is now becoming entirely apparent, even to those who haven’t already noticed. I suppose we can hope that the ones who still  don’t get it will die off a mite sooner than the rest of us, but I’m not sanguine.

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    Andylit Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What should the Federal government do beyond the measures taken to date?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    If the market loses another 1,400 points it will be where Obama left it.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Most excellent Steve, as always ♥

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