Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 26, 2020

but expenditures on fish and crustaceans are squidding out of control…

Now you know who’s been cooking fish in the break room microwave.

Not only can he use four terminals at once, he can use four keyboards at once.

Will not come up. NONE withe the AT&T ad will come up!

His boss told him he better get kraken.

Squid pro quo.

Inka Dinka dooooo! Good night Mrs Callabash, where ever you are….

He had an inkling something was amiss…

Kevin’s a helpful little squirt.

It’s a New Squid on the Clock. (I’m really sorry)

Kevin thought they were just milking him for information. When he really needs his ink he’ll be disarmed.

It all came to a sad ending when the company hired a sperm whale to be the new HR director.

One eye, tho

I thought that large offices always used laser printers, which use toner not ink.