Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2020

By the time Pam gets done with this lot, they’ll wish they had met Irritable Belle instead.

Ooooh! Brewster, too soon.

Actually, Pam is taking all of this much more steadily than I would have thought. I would have expected her to proclaim, “Oh, Hell No!” from the first day of this series.

Careful with the chocolate fountain – it’s a little warm.

What are they going to do if she refuses to jump? Shoot her? If they do that, they’ll still need a maiden.

Their leader also has his priorities straight.

Throw the bride into a volcano? Eh. I’ve been to worse weddings.

Pam needs to do a Spock and relieve the Captain of his command! Then go and kick major green skin a$$!

Who’s going to give a toast to the toasted?

Don’t cha just lava great wedding banquet?

Will there be long pork?

she has kids..

First panel of this just said “BEAUTIFUL maiden.” So far they’ve got it right.

I guess this is another ‘toon that’s being written (or retcommed) by Lemon and Sayers…

Wonder what kind of food aliens are into….

Don’t worry, Pam, I’ll save you before it comes to that.

She has two kids, so I doubt she is a maiden.

I believe I read that this culture requires the bride to be tossed in topless….

Is Pam married? She’s got kids but I never hear about a husband.