Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 04, 2020

What about bat boy or towel boy?or maybe the one who keeps score?

Might not be any baseball this year, but Spud can practice selling sandwiches in the stands, as long as he has a source anyhow.

What about mascot? A Platypus mascot, maybe?

WoB! Wob! W(armer) o(f the) B(ench).

Water boy?

Spud as manager?

I prefer soccer. The Beautiful Game.

Benchwarmer it is, then.

Spud would be a great mascot—remember that the team’s name is the Snug Harbor Snails.

He can play end, guard and tackle. End of the bench, guard the water bucket and tackle anyone who gets near it.

Yeah, Spud, that was my best position, too.

I’m thinking he would make a great water boy.

How about “catcher” ?