Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 19, 2020

What are Evil Emily, Evil Ethan, Evil Dakota, Evil Todd, Evil Max, Evil Voltina, Evil Phoebe’s Cat, Evil Lord Splendid Humility, Evil…you get the idea…like? I bet evil Todd only barfs up stale candy corn.

Is second comment as great of an accomplishment as the first? Is declaring it as annoying?

Don’t let it escalate. They both have a unicorn at their disposal.

So they aren’t so much eeeevil as mildly irritating.

Could be worse: Dark mirror Phoebe could doing wedgies, noogies or the classic “Why are you hitting yourself?”

“This bugging you? This bugging you? I’m not touching you!”

Darkota is going to show up with pigtails and singing “Good Ship Lollipop”

Go bother someone on a message board, Dark Feeb.

How did Dark Phoebe escape the dark rhelm?

I hate when someone do it!

Dammit but Dark Phoebe is cute! Eeeeeeeeevil, but cute!

So Evil!

Is the Dakota over there a nun or something?

I think it’s more likely that the dark dimension just isn’t all that dark. Maybe just a bit overcast.

BTW, I love Dark Phoebe’s eeeeevil dress.

“Gothic” Phoebe is cute. Would Evil Dakota be nice?

Not exactly evil.

For starters, if Dakota is often “evil” here, wouldn’t Darkota be annoyingly good…

If my alternate-dimension-self was doing that to me, I’d probably have a good laugh.