Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2020

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 4 years ago

    Gotta break ’em in right first.

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Hey Rodney, such things take time.

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    wolfiiig  about 4 years ago

    They must be paid by the hour.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    Go away, Rod. Shoe!

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    He just has to hook one more!

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    Hey, Rod, don’t worry…you don’t have really anywhere to go to, do you?

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    How about I toss you around while my horse and I play a game…..

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    Bill The Nuke  about 4 years ago

    I took my truck in to get the tires rotated and balanced. After 2 hours I started watching how the mechanic was working. He’d take a tire off and put it on the balancing machine and leave it. He then work on 3 or 4 other cars in a similar fashion before returning to mine. I tried to explain how inefficient and error-likely this type of work is, but it fell on deaf ears. So I had them put the wheel back on (he had only balanced one wheel in that time) and left. Not surprisingly they were out of business within the year.

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    enigmamz  about 4 years ago

    “He’s close”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    As with most work, the actual productive time comes after a lot of ‘work’ time is spent not actually working on the project.

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    hooglah  about 4 years ago

    Union labor.

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    Physicsfreak  about 4 years ago

    That’s “Ka-toss.”

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    bc732k  about 4 years ago

    He’s rotating and balancing them

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