"I'm just a guy, you know."
Should read, “Miss me nyet?”
OK, stop. These are so bad that even Pastis wouldn’t sink so low.
Brewster gets two weeks paid vacation every year. It is his contract. These are just filler until the Brew gets back.
A clarification: “An clarification:” should be ‘A clarification.’
I went to a real estate property management seminar by a broker who advocated: Buy a property, jack up the rents, do minimal maintenance, maximum tax benefits, suck all of the money out of the property, jack up the rents, sell the property. In some places, it seems that philosophy has been applied to our power grid ownership.
Yuppies rioted because they ran out of quiche at brunch.
Penguin, squid and lemur.
He’s playing T ball.
He probably jumped off of a 29 foot cliff.
How about KA-SPLA-WHACKKO