Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2020

Oh Rip, you don’t mean that.

At least not until next adventure.

Who are you and what have you done to Rip Haywire?

Rip has limits? Just call him Rip Barbed-Wire from now on.

Your lips say “No, no” but your fists say “Giggle, giggle.”

He’s not done with this monster, bet on it.

Monster must have gotten under his skin, or at least parts of his skin. (I love the arrow hanging out of big stink’s butt. Nice work Squirrely)

When rip haywire explodes a tub of sticky paste it goes Ka-Gluey.

Not sure, Rip, but I don’t think you were doing any fighting, but you made a good hacky sack.

Nobody shoots an arrow with his/her elbow like that!

“KA-BOOM”? Did you say, “KA-BOOM”? Oh, Puh-lease! How clichéd! Rip, for heaven’s sake, get well soon!

KA-RIGHT IN THE FANNY!

Never say never, Rip.

KA-RETHINKING HIS CARER CHOICES!

No to mention being in the blast zone.

I can’t stand to see him like that… He looks like Stan Smith from American Dad.

What? No Ka-Growl?

Oh no! You killed the poor monster. He was a critically endangered species! He was the last of his kind! And you killed him, you. … you… monster!