Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2020

Unless that olive has been pitted, the sword is in the stone.

Now you just need a 500 gallon martini.

the barkeep belongs to the knights who say ‘nick nick nick’…

It stands to reason.

The bigger question is: who wants to eat that huge olive?

Yes, but who will hold the Japanese umbrella over him while he does?

I collected those swords from ‘kiddie cocktails’ as a kid…

I trust that King Arthur’s barkeep is Sir Mix-a-lot?

He likes big olives, he cannot lie.

I’ve got a hankering for Italian food …

They put the sword in when they pulled the toothpick out for jousting.

Giant olive goes in a giant Martini!