I have weighed between 280 and 290 lbs since I was 14. No matter what I eat my weight stays close to constant, but as I get older I worry about gaining again so I scaled down my meals size substantially a few years ago. When I go out to dinner with a lady friend I order a salad, and she usually orders surf and turf or some other big meal. The server always serves her the salad. We just laugh, switch plates and carry on with the evening.
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
Don’t do it, Twiggy! Peter Peter’s wife didn’t die, she’s still captive in that pumpkin shell!
electricshadow Premium Member about 4 years ago
Anyone else getting a “Jack Sprat” vibe here?
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Now, how do you suppose this can be fixed? (No, not re-order!)
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Sir” ?
Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago
She doesn’t look well at all.
ObiJoan about 4 years ago
The waiter must have figured it. The man needs to lose weight, the woman needs something to cheer her up.
Leojim about 4 years ago
She needs to see a chiropractor, stat!
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Waiter: “I just get ’em to the table, you figure who get what.”
Bill The Nuke about 4 years ago
Just swap ’em and quit whining.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
An easy mistake…
Guywithnohead about 4 years ago
Never assume.
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
I have weighed between 280 and 290 lbs since I was 14. No matter what I eat my weight stays close to constant, but as I get older I worry about gaining again so I scaled down my meals size substantially a few years ago. When I go out to dinner with a lady friend I order a salad, and she usually orders surf and turf or some other big meal. The server always serves her the salad. We just laugh, switch plates and carry on with the evening.