Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 06, 2020

No centrist candidate here, obviously.

Anyone else want to conjoin their campaign?

Two heads are better than one although they don’t see eye to eye. If either one get elected the result is going to be one eyed. OK I think I’m done :)

No one likes a two-headed campaign race.

I hate those two-faced candidates. At least he’s honest about it….wait, what?

Is this how Zaphod Beeblebrox got started?

Yes, different bodies, same head.

I can’t stand this internecine conflict. I’m going to split.

I’m of two minds about this candidate…

Does this explain this guy?

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Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters for Everyone!

He’s too conflicted to be a serious candidate.

Which one will throw in the towel first?

Whatever you do, you have to live with yourself.

My opponent wants to lower unemployment, boost prosperity in investments, raise housing starts, raise median household income, and force China to agree to equal tariff percentages – Let’s remove him from office!

Sort of like the Republicrat/Demopublican Party.

Are they running against the Three-headed Knight?