Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 27, 2020

My kondolences…

now, what type of koffin…?

True.

I wonder what this do for the Funeral Director’s kareer.

Bugs did always want to go to Albuquerque.

Words like kill, king cobra, Ku…….

When was the last time there was a “dust up” here, in your krematorium? My KIN are important to me…..

Kan I be serious for a moment? I always hate when some business thinks it’s clever to substitute a K for a C in their name. Seriously? You think that is klever?

wonder if they make you Krispy?

Is the furnace called The Hell Room? (Personally, I’d rather be komposted).

…and ph words are phunnier.

Was he killed in Mortal Kombat?

I quit shopping there, they were always out of kreme

Our rates are all inklusive. We give you the whole kit and kaboodle.

That would be the Krispy Krematorium, right?

I live in the southern US. I’ve seen “Kuntry Kitchen” more times than I can count. It’s not funny.

As long as it’s not the Krusty Kreamatorium.

“May I interest you in our chocolate or vanilla glaze option?”

Krispy Krematorium.