Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 19, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Just think of the arm strength you’ll have when the cruise is over.

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    goanoparsi  over 4 years ago

    Good decision on Viking!!!!! On Carnival they would have caught Carona.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    You’re getting good exercise (as allen@home already noted) and the pillaging tours are awesome.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    why doesn’t the helmet have horns…?

    grin

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Cod fish breakfast. Yum.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    Now this is funny.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Never mind how much they pollute the ocean, they’re floating incubators.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Much cheaper this way.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    should have read the brochure.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    So long as you don’t book with Flying Dutchman Cruise Lines.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Favorite cruise line: Star Clippers

    Favorite cruise motto: Never book a cruise ship with more than 200 passengers.

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    Another boat crossed in front of them, and he blew his horns, when they got too close.

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    Mentor397  over 4 years ago

    Next, on the final season of Vikings…

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