Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 20, 2020

What are you getting at, ma’am? (I hope she doesn’t cut a slice and then eat the rest of the pie.)

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

OK?

What – no snappy answer? Be afraid. Be very afraid. Call 911; that looks like a serious case of malfunctioning of the brain due to low blood sugar. – And she doesn’t look too good, either.

I wouldn’t blow my diet with a desert.

So she’ll have a piece of pie. With the first slice at 0 degrees and the second slice at 360 degrees.

Depends? Is it a meat pie?

If it’s lemon meringue or cherry then it’s the whole pie!

Wanna bet?

Hmm… It’s Cherry Pie Day today.

her “ONE PIECE” is the whole pie.

“Hey, I’m on a diet, don’t put words in my mouth.”

Well, Peter, think about what you just did. She’s actually right. What’s that you just took out of the oven? A piece of pie? NO! A pie! “One pie.”

Peter, shut up – or you won’t get a piece of anything at this rate.