Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 21, 2020

Do you think they’ll be any better?

“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? . . . .

Eject!

I once heard some computer science grad students singing “hex FF bottles of beer on the wall”.

That’s not going to change a thing!

Don’t make me stop this saucer and come back there with the probe…

Adults will tell you how to drive.

There have been times I had to stop the car because of the eruption in the back seat….LOL

When I was job searching, I went to a networking group hosted by a local church. After the meeting I would pass by the playground used by the church’s day care. There were normally several dozen children out there playing making a racket that could be heard a block away.

My thought was, “Make a joyous noise unto the Lord.”

The sound of children playing is one of the best sounds I can hear. But NOT in my car.

And some beer!

It could be worse — they could have Frozen playing on a continuous loop (sans earbuds)

reminds me of a field trip I chaperoned one time — I still have nightmares about it

99 cartoons on my page, 99 cartoons.Scroll one down and comments abound, 98 cartoons to go.

I love the panicked look – must not stop singing, must not stop singing …

Smart kids – they know how annoying they are!

Those are the excuse for adults in today’s world. Pathetic and brainless.

Wow, that’s a lot of inflation. We only had 99 bottles when I was a kid.

They got to them after only 23 bottles of beer.