Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2020

Reminds me of Marcia Brady getting hit in the nose with a football.

Is that what could be called a “button-nose”?

Or could it be called “One serious Zit”?

AFT!

Rodney, you should know by now not to stand that close when he’s swinging!

You may need some nose armor there, Rodney…not that it may help you that much!

Ball’s still in play Rodney, quick run towards the hole and hope it doesn’t pop out before you get there.

In my younger years, I never thought it was possible. Then it happened to me – ball actually went backwards. And it’s happened more than once.

And that is NOT an unplayable lie. Hold very still for this next shot.

Is that the roach infested Doral course,owned by our slumlord ;)

FORE….gulp

I’ve seen a punt into the wind land behind the punter.

Rodney sure has a nose for the game.

“Fore…ground!”

I found a new meaning to goof ball!

Is this the way Sir Rodney got the bend back into his nose?