Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 20, 2020

But we were made for each other. We’re both bug lights.

Well that’s just peachy, baby. There are plenty of other filly-ments out there who would love the way i use my tungsten…

‘besides, you’re a dim bulb…’

Incandescent.

Besides, I"m a 100 Watt daylight and you’re only a 4 Watt night light. I only turn you on at night.

Not very bright, is he? I don’t know watt his problem is but he’s not doing well in his current situation. Maybe it’s a filament of my imagination.

I should leave now. People are arming themselves with rotten fruit.

Feel sorry for cartoonists. Old timey idea, but we blasted by the piggytail cfl’s. LED’s have an array of shiny points in a circle or strip. Haven’t seen a decent symbolic representation yet.

I’m not sure I get this. Are they lamenting the fact that they are no longer current, or that they were LED astray?

Prove you can still socket to me. Ohm waiting.

Sounds like a blushing defeat.

This is a very “dim” view on life….sometimes it’s a “short” one though…

Giving rise to the age-old question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw a date?”

Hey, don’t be getting any ideas, now.

some sharp folks today

But I can be changed.

Watt are you talkin’ about?

It’s nothing serious or even illuminating. They’re just making light of love.

I can see right through you.

Sounds like we have the perfect candidate for the next Bachelor season!