Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 11, 2020

I can’t imagine his ego being hungry enough for Marigold to have any other reason to feed it.

Oh, we “Heavenly Nostrils” readers cannot wait to see what Prince Double-A looks like.

Like a male Marigold Heavenly Nostrils?

Arrogance can be awful, but it’s NEVER awesome. In my experience. Though it does seem as if the arrogant never realize that.

I don’t think that was a “guess”, Marigold.

I know several people at work that are the human version of Prince Aspirational Arrogance.

She must be psychic. How could she have know other wise?

Sounds to me more like Prince Blueblood

That is what I thought when I heard the name.

Have you ever noticed that you never see Lord Splendid Humility and Prince Aspirational Arrogance anywhere at the same time? Hmmmm….

“What a twist!”

Shocker.

I didn’t know Prince Blueblood had another name.

C’mon baby! Let’s do the twist!

A comic strip had a frame announcing the death of all male unicorns. The next frame had female unicorns clustering around a donkey with a paper towel roll tied to head with a string.

Well, his arrogance is aspirational, after all. That means he hasn’t achieved it.

And once again Dana gets the Wonderful Name award: “Prince Aspirational Arrogance”. Perfect!

A unicorn version of Plucky Duck?

Great idea Marigold. What could possibly go wrong?

By Golly! I know where he’s hiding and what office he holds…

She guessed the twist because ALL of those types are over-inflated gas-bags!

I read his name as “Prince Aspirational Asparagus”