The Middletons by Dana Summers for February 17, 2020

How about a tube of KY jelly, a cucumber, and a copy of 50 Shades of Grey?

Well, at least you can say that you got plenty of exercise!

I’ll never look at shopping the same way again.

Sounds just like my cart at Aldi.

Went to Wally World for the third time in my life – needed 18" aluminum foil and Smart Foods only had a 600-foot roll.

In the 80s when I was young, I remember seeing racks of “Leggings” in an egg shape container, beside every checkout at the grocery store when my womb donor would go shopping.

Was this just a Canadian thing, or did America have this too?

Fortunately, you shouldn’t need to shop for both at the same time too often. On the other hand.. even the smallest grocery store carries products that don’t look well next to bacon or bread.

A bacon flavored bra, genius!

Two of men’s favorite products!

I don’t care what’s in the shopping cart- but I really would be more comfortable if I could get the three things that I need and still spend all of the trip in the same time zone. A super Walmart is just too big! I can usually get the same stuff in a Dollar Store and spend about 1/2 of the time, effort and money.

I was turned off to Superstores when I saw a “green liquid spill” that soaked a bunch of boxes of cereal. I’m not sure what the spill was, either antifreeze or a fruit juice, but I don’t want to take that much chance.

My wife and I will never go to SprawlMart or Sam’s Club until they let their people organize.