Mike Luckovich for January 29, 2020

Yes. We all know that he’s a criminal because we all saw it (if we were watching). All of us but the Trumpists in the House and Senate. And they know it, they just don’t admit it.

I think Mitch ordered a soundproof box for the witness bench.

There’s the proof for the first charge.

Then Il Douche came on TV and said “We have all the documents…”

And there’s proof of the second charge.

Bonespurs has BRAGGED about committing the offenses, now let him do it under oath.

They’ll be calling “Fake News!” “Hoax!” “Witch Hunt!”

JUST people? That won’t do at all.

The majority of their fellow citizens saw this as well and want Trump impeached. So what blinds a majority of Senators? Moolah made available by the Citizens United decision Mister Chief Justice staring down upon the squalor he created. This is the fruition of that heinous decision——Trump!

The Judge has the ability to call witnesses, too bad he is prejudiced for the Republicans.

I mean how dense can the GOP and Trump supporters be at ignoring or making excuses for this corrupt man’s behavior. He tells you he intends on breaking the law and they applaud him for it. It’s disgusting.

Immaterial! Hearsay!

No matter how close we come, the republicans will ALL vote the party line. It’s just the way they’re wired. Add to that the abject fear of losing their “jobs”, and it’s a certainty. Now… PLEASE let me be wrong!

Well, of course. Don’t you all know that, since blaming Obama seems not to work anymore, it’s now the Bidens who are responsible for Trump’s actions?

Republicans have the chance to dump troublesome Trump and install pious Pence, they should take it.

Mr. America, walk on by your schools that do not teach

Mr. America, walk on by the minds that won’t be reached

Mr. America try to hide the emptiness that’s you inside

But once you find that the way you lied

And all the corny tricks you tried

Will not forestall the rising tide of HUNGRY FREAKS DADDY!

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Frank Zappa

I had NPR on last night and had to chuckle when I overheard one of Trump’s lawyers engage in the usual obfuscation by misdirecting attention toward John Bolton’s book rather than confronting the actual issue at hand, eyewitness testimony. It wasn’t clear if he was merely a second-rate attorney or he really did think we were stupid enough not to notice his courtroom trick.

Trump already confessed in the “transcript” of the phone call, Mulvaney already confessed publicly (while petulantly telling us to “get over it”), and EVERY witness in the House hearings corroborated what we already knew from the Don and Mick Show. Meanwhile, in other shocking revelations, the Earth orbits the Sun and the Moon orbits the Earth…….