The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2020

Ten million WHAT???

maybe it would’ve been more believable if ed mcmahon were standing there next to it…

There is a joke wherein the punchline is “A Trojan, hoarse”. Alas, the setup is far too filthy for a family comic such as this. ;D

Hard to invade when your on the straight and narrow, rollin in the front gate….

“Candygram for Mongo!”

would you believe $XX.00 and a boyscout knife

If you are looking for a good movie pick up" Nebraska" Bruce Dern thinks he won the lottery and has to go to Nebraska to collect the prize. One of my all time favorites.

I am greatly amused.

10,000,000 in the 12th century would have probably been all the money on the planet. The word million wouldn’t be introduced for another two centuries, because the concept of that much was just unfathomable.

Next attempt: A giant wooden wagon with a sales guy claiming they just blacktopped a driveway down the street and had some leftover product…

10,000,000 what? Drachmas?

The sign makes the mistake of saying it is from “ Publishers cleaning house”. Obviously it is fake..good thinking, soldier.

It took me some time to find, but the odds of winning their last big one was over 2-billion to one. (They’d have to use something other than Excel for their distribution list, and a printer bigger than Quad Graphics to produce all that junk.)

They should try a giant wooden rabbit.

smarter than the average yobbo

The wooden Jehovah’s Witness didn’t work either.

What a very nice non-libel and non-trademark infringing reference you have there!