The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2020

What Pants?

Hero of the Centiry!

He’s the one that was able to save the day because he already had his shoes on.

But you still gotta put a shoe on one leg at a time, for all your hundred legs. Better don’t go for the ones with laces.

It seems the real hero would be the seamstress in the pants factory.

Well, the Key gives you a leg up on everyone else!

Q: What goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?

A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

He’s right in step with the others,

Nothing impedes progress, no?

I’ve always wondered where the locks for those keys are.

trying to picture that…

Shouldn’t that be 100 legs?

There’s a video out there somewhere of an astronaut demonstrating that, in space, you can put your pants on 2 legs at a time.

Wad he do…pretend to be a cucumber?

Millipedes wear pants?

It would be great to see the horned and stringed instrument sections of the orchestra off camera.

Actually, 49 or 51 legs at a time.