FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 26, 2020

Peter, you numskull, thinking background music will facilitate an apology.

“Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.” ― John Wayne

And, he blows it again!

“You had me at Hello”.

A cassette tape?

Always apologize. Make it sincere. It is up to the other to forgive you. You have relieved yourself of the burden, it’s up to the other person now.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Jennifer cavalleri (Ali MacGraw)

Thought that was Say Anything with the boombox

Oh, my gosh………..can we move on!?

Come on, Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)At this moment, you mean everything..

cassette tape…boom box…memories…

…or was it memorex?

Checked on YouTube. It appears the “Jerry Maguire” music he’s suppose to play is “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago. Great song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZ_foPKMVM

Best advice I ever heard in dealing with the female half of the population: “If you’re wrong, apologize. If you’re right, keep your mouth shut!”

What a dweeb.

C’mon Eileen, you have to blow a bubble again.