Clay Jones for January 23, 2020

“Oh, I’m sorry! I can’t provide you the O.J. defense. They don’t make gloves that are too small for you.”

Give him the Epstein defense: 48 hours alone in a cell.

He wants the defense for which you bill him and he bilks you.

Or the Claus von Bülow defense?

Or the Mafia Defense: No witnesses will ever get to court.

The Treasonweasel is just going to use the “I KNOW that I’m going to get off, since Vlad owns the ENTIRE Republican Party and they will do whatever he orders!” defense.

He represents only the best clients :) better get paid up front for this one…

Numerous peers in the field of constitutional law disagree with his latest interpretations granting a president imperial powers.

If they only knew they’re all committing political suicide…..me hopes….

Greedy Capitalists and Republicans have cause this problem for the most part. Greasy palms, secret deals for personal benefit.

Dershowitz, you traitorous swine.

#Doucheowitz

That approach worked for Barr.. Pick me.. Pick me..

The “Witness For The Prosecution” defense.

Even with all three he wil hang himself.

Dershowitz claims he kept his underpants on (his head) while he was over at Epstein’s hanging out with the young girls like Trump used to do. They’re a member of the same child molesting club.

Trump: Alan, I want you to use my own patented defense, just lie. It really works great. By the way, your doing this lawyer stuff Pro Bono, right? Double by the way did you see my CNBC interview at Davos? We’ve got to protect our geniuses like Musk and Thomas Edison. “We have to protect all of these people that— came up with originally the light bulb and— the wheel and all of these things.” Alan, that’s why I need you to protect a stable genius like me.

SPEAKING OF INEPT LAWYERS… https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-lawyer-biggest-lie-ever-senate-093201947.html

All of the above. He’s going to need them.

I think he’s going to need the St. Valentine’s Massacre defense…….

Yes.

Epstein defense might be just turnabout fair play.

They will coin a brand-new defense, called the Trump Defense, where it doesn’t matter what he did, that’s OK as long as the jury is part of it.

Another old man who should just go away.